Why the fuck would I want my fist communication to be a commercial for the site I’m writing on?  It’s not even very well thought out advertizing.  Wouldn’t everyone reading me already know about this site considering that to find my page they had to go to http://theantichrist.wordpress.com ?   Is this perhaps  for the large rabble of mouth-breathers out there who don’t know what sites like this are for? Do the founders of this site think people signed up here believing they were registering for some type of new-age juicer which would allow them to drink the great works of classic literature? 

 ”Bartender, give me a shot of Dickens with a Milton chaser!”

 Even if this were the case, they’d probably just sit at home all weekend downing a case of Dannielle Steele.

But I digress.